Below are the most recent 3 friends' journal entries.

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009
greatosaur	9:50p	in my imagination you're waiting lying on your side with your hands between your thighs and smile... Did I already do this? Whatever. The festive menagerie that was 2009 draws to a close, and we here at Dustin's Livejournal recap by copying and pasting the first sentence from the first entry of every month. Ready? Go! January: Oh, hey guys. February: He couldn't have been more than four feet tall but he was fat. March: I crack up with laughter whenever I think about this: Friday night, Lemur and I shared two bottles of champagne and determined it would be a good idea to cut my hair. April: Let's see. May: ask anyone they'll tell you that it's these times that it tends to start to break in half, to start to fall apart. June: Last night I had a Wells dream. July: How could I not be happy: August: My fortune cookie today told me 'The best times of your life have not yet been lived.' September: So, classes. October: i'm listening to emo music. November: One week ago, on my way to class, I was struck by a particular stretch of road. December: Tomorrow I'll take care of two tickets. That made me want to drink. In a good, apocalyptic, something-is-arbitrarily-almost-over-so-this-calls-for-whiskey sort of way, you know? Current Music: arctic monkeys - do me a favour (Comment on this)
Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009
greatosaur	3:16a	i'll get anything right. I want this whole thing to be over. Let's abolish the holiday season and instead use the end of December as a drunken excuse to slap people. Seriously. I think the time we take off for the holidays could be better used to get drunk and confront everyone who stresses us. And then we can start the New Year on a more relaxed note, having released all that tension. Regardless I am going to ignore Christmas day and skate across the following week and go to Jordan's and drink a lot of whiskey and eat a lot of sushi and laugh at George. Yesss. Current Music: brand new - degausser (Comment on this)
Thursday, December 17th, 2009
greatosaur	11:05p	december's chill comes late: the days get darker and we wait... So after my faux-sick day I got sick. Which is sweet. I got to use one of those awesome sinus-cleansing pitcher-pot things. It was pretty much disgusting and awesome. I am worried about eye infections because earlier I blew my nose in such a way that the snot all spewed from the tissue and into my right eye. Sexy. People who keep crumpled tissues in their pocket disgust me. Throw that shit away, dude. It's barely paper. Don't bother reusing. Ew. Am I the only one that looks at the tissue after I blow my nose? I mean snot isn't pretty or anything, but I'm curious. Are there chunks? Blood? What comes out of my face is always a treat, whether verbal or salival or mucusal. Mucusal? Whatever. And, man, if you've never had to deeply blow your nose with a mustache... avoid it at all costs. It gets messy. Sexy, once again. I have a mohawk and I dress like a professor in his 70s who may be gay and/or homeless... That is obviously the definition of sexy, which is why I am comfortable sharing these uncouth bodily tidbits. I know it can't diminish my overall appeal. Current Music: the decemberists - the crane wife 1 & 2 (5 Comments |Comment on this)